No Nonsense Nutrition & Fitness — Nutrition coaching that fits your real life

Nutrition coaching that fits your real life — not the other way round.

A fully personalised nutrition and training plan, a qualified coach, and on-demand support — delivered through an app you'll actually use.

Fully customised plan
On-demand coach support
Easy-to-use app
James and Ash, coaches at No Nonsense Nutrition & Fitness

We're coaches. We're parents.

We like reading fantasy books, travelling, and eating delicious food. We don't like shitty nutrition advice that leaves people confused about how to get where they want to be.

That's the foundation of No Nonsense Nutrition & Fitness: helping people feel better about themselves by focusing on the factors that really count. We call it "high ROI nutrition" — getting the absolute most from the energy and time you invest. You call it "life-changing" — or at least that's what our clients say.

What our clients are saying

Nick B. before and after transformation

"I dropped 30 kilos, went from XXL clothes to M in 8 months. I stopped snoring and don't need a CPAP machine any more. I'm not self-conscious about my body any more."

Nick B.
Tihana before and after transformation

"I've lost 15kg in 6 months and have done it in a way that I feel was healthy, not just another fad or quick fix."

Tihana
Zoe before and after transformation

"Knowing I can still live my life, attend parties, go to restaurants, travel for work and still lose 10kgs in 6 months is empowering."

Zoe
Dan before and after transformation

"The simple and effective protocols, accurate metrics and monitoring tools along with your weekly encouragement and insights. It really set me up for success. The result is that at 46 I am the lightest and leanest I can remember being. I have even managed to crack a few long-term PBs."

Dan
BJ before and after transformation

"I'm stronger than I've ever been, leaner than ever and enjoying training for the first time in ages. Most of all I feel empowered and confident that I can do this for life."

BJ
Mikayla before and after transformation

"James helped reshape my thinking about food and nutrition, and quite frankly body image and happiness."

Mikayla

How it works

We'll get to know you and your life inside out, then match you with a coach who'll take you through a game plan custom-made for you.

STEP 1

All About You

We'll get to know you and your life inside out. We'll match you with a coach who will take you through a game plan that's custom made for your life.

STEP 2

Action Mode

Your coach equips you with everything you need to make effective, targeted movement toward your destination — then hones the plan to maximise efficiency and success.

STEP 3

With You for Life

You'll finish with a sense of accomplishment. We'll give you the confidence and tools to sustain your best self, no matter what life throws at you.

120%
Increase in Nutrition IQ
2×
More confident in ability to maintain results
30%
More comfortable in their skin
8kg
Average weight lost

Based on pre/post client surveys from 100+ clients.

We'll help you become the main character in your life again

No nonsense

No nonsense

We conquer confusion and overthrow overwhelm. Science-backed strategies that work in real life.

We get it

We get it

We're busy parents and business owners. We know what it's like to be time-poor, spread thin, and in the weeds.

Future-focused

Future-focused

Results shouldn't cost you your enjoyment of life, relationship with food, or sanity. We'll help you protect all three.

Proven success

Proven success

The proof is in the pudding (and boy, do we love pudding). We have a community who've achieved and sustained results.

Ready for coaching that actually fits your life?

No fads, no cookie-cutter plans — just a coach who builds around the life you're actually living.

Apply here →